July 30, 2026 · Chaotic Downtime
0crits 2fails 4kills

Player Summary

Dom, you missed one. Here’s what your friends did while you were gone, including to you.

The party finally stopped arguing and left the catacomb for a long rest. On the way out, Andrew from the reinforcements found a pile of gold in a pit. The gold had a tongue. The gold is still there, because so is the mimic.

At the inn, Idril took first watch and dragged Orion awake for second. Orion decided the city watch had it covered and went back to sleep. Then Oggy’s card deck came out. Oggy, as always, drew clean. One of his draws landed on Orion instead: poisoned, 8 in-game days to live, and nothing touches it. Not Lay on Hands, not Lesser Restoration, nothing. “Only thing I can think of is a lich.” Karma’s a bitch.

Then the actual miracle: in the morning, one Lesser Restoration landed on Kimber and the DM said “You’re cured.” The zombie-bite clock that’s been running since May is OVER.

Orion marched off to the monastery (sun banners, many priests, magistrate at morning prayer) to deal with his poison. Meanwhile Wrathgar ran a fake “initiation tradition”: mystery potions for everyone. He faked his own shot into his cloak.

The results: Cartman has permanent webbed hands and a swim speed (he’s thrilled) and spent two hours as fun-dead. Idril is now a large water elemental that only Cartman can understand. And yes, Caelum participated: the table ruled he “would never not,” rolled his d100, and he now has a third eye (+2 Perception, duration TBD with the DM). Sorry. Sort of.

After a long bar-side symposium on mermaid reproduction, Kimber, Cartman, Wrathgar and elemental-Idril went back down to finish the nine leftover skeletons in the hallway (regular, everyday skeletons - no lich in sight, whatever the table’s map-squinting suggested) and opened with a surprise round. Idril IS the front line now (DC 15 or you’re inside him). Session cut mid-fight.

Oggy held the fort at the inn; a note was left for Orion: “Gone to kill dead things.”

Session Timeline

  1. The vote lands - After last session’s 45-minute argument, the party leaves for town, telling the reinforcements “we found Mexoz again.”
  2. The gold pit - Reinforcement soldier Andrew finds gold in a pit; it’s a mimic; he elects not to push his luck. ~9 skeletons spotted nearby.
  3. The inn - Two rooms, watch order argued; Idril takes first watch, Orion blows off second.
  4. The cards - Oggy’s deck comes out. Oggy draws clean again; a draw backfires onto Orion: poisoned.
  5. The clock - Timer rolls up from 1 day to 8 in-game days. Lay on Hands and Lesser Restoration both fail. “Legit cursed… a powerful force.”
  6. The cure - Morning Lesser Restoration on Kimber: “You’re cured.” The zombie-bite quest closes.
  7. The monastery - Orion seeks aid: sun banners, priests at morning prayer, the magistrate not in yet, a ritual pending.
  8. The initiation - Wrathgar’s mystery potions: Cartman gets permanent webbing + 2 hours undead; Idril becomes a large water elemental; Caelum (in absentia) gets a third eye; fear and shrink effects land on others (identities TBC).
  9. Mermaid symposium - Bar-side research into mermaid reproduction; a sailor confirms nobody who chases them comes back.
  10. The lich question - The table squints at the map (“IF the lich is back… it’s come back once”); Mexoz is NOT seen, status unknown. The Alarm + Detect Magic phylactery plan is drafted for when they do face him.
  11. Back down - Kimber, Cartman, Wrathgar and elemental-Idril return to the catacomb; surprise round on ~9 skeletons; session ends mid-combat.

Encounters

#EnemiesLocationOutcomeNotable
1Mimic (gold pile)Pit near catacomb exitAvoided/fledAndrew’s discovery; stray arrow dealt 8 piercing to a peeker; loot unclaimed
2~9 skeletonsCatacomb hallway (10 ft wide)ONGOING at session endSurprise round; elemental Idril as front line (DC 15 STR, 2d8+4); ~4 down

Combat Summary

Party Status (Post-Session)

CharacterConditionResources Used
Caelum (absent)Third eye, +2 Perception (duration TBC with the DM)-
OrionPOISONED, 8-day death clock, at the monastery5 pts Lay on Hands, Lesser Restoration slot (both failed on the poison)
KimberCURED of the zombie biteCloud of Daggers slot
IdrilLarge water elemental (duration unknown), only Cartman understands him-
CartmanPermanent webbed hands + swim speed; undead 2h (expired)-
WrathgarUntouched (never drank his potion)Arrows, Hunter’s Mark
OggyFine, at the innCard draws

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