July 2, 2026 · Chaotic Comedic
0crits 3fails 11kills

Player Summary

The war was won two weeks ago. This was the cleanup, the graves the party never finished, and it went exactly as sideways as this group does.

Reinforcements finally reached the cemetery gate. Orion debriefed them and recommended the surviving captain for bravery. Then, instead of heading home to Beadale, the party decided to search the rest of the graveyard.

They split up. Cartman kicked in a double-door mausoleum airborne-style (angel statues inside), and more zombies than anyone expected poured out. Fresh ones, too, which should not be possible now that Mexoz is dead.

Caelum went electric: Bladesong up, a Voltedge lightning beam through two zombies, then a 3rd-level Lightning Bolt to clear the room. Then Dom had to leave early, so Caelum wandered off “to check the thunder” and never came back.

Orion Turned three zombies and sent them fleeing. Kimber, still wearing her zombie disguise, cast Mirror Image and led a three-woman corpse can-can before pied-pipering the shamblers toward the stairs. Wrathgar loosed a three-arrow Volley and, true to form, put one of them into Caelum by mistake, then bandaged him up (“my version of Cure Wounds”).

Downstairs, Cartman lit an altar with his Sunblade, breathed frost over a skeleton, and (on a natural 1) flipped his own sword straight into a zombie’s hands before finishing it with a Divine Smite fist. Oggy hung back on blindsight, let the two new guys “audition,” then cleaned up.

The session ended on the stairs down: fresh undead still rising from an underground catacomb, and Oggy, Cartman, and Wrathgar descending into the dark to find out why.


Session Timeline

  1. Reinforcements arrive - The town men-at-arms reach the cemetery gate; Orion debriefs them and recommends the captain for bravery.
  2. Stay and search - Rather than leave for Beadale, the party opts to search the rest of the graveyard.
  3. The double-door mausoleum - The party splits; Cartman flying-kicks a double-door mausoleum open (stone angel statues inside).
  4. Fresh undead - Zombies pour out, including newly-risen ones, despite Mexoz being dead since June 4.
  5. Caelum goes electric - Bladesong + Voltedge lightning beam (2 zombies), then Lightning Bolt at 3rd level (3 more). Dom leaves early; Caelum exits “to check the thunder.”
  6. Orion Turns three - Turn Undead sends three zombies fleeing.
  7. Kimber’s can-can - Mirror Image (3 corpse-Kimbers) do a can-can, then she leads the zombies toward the stairs.
  8. Wrathgar’s wild Volley - Three arrows at once; the nat-1 hits Caelum; Wrathgar bandages him.
  9. Downstairs at the altar - Cartman lights the altar with his Sunblade, breathes frost on a skeleton, fumbles a nat-1, and Oggy flanks in to finish the zombie.
  10. Into the catacomb - Session ends as Oggy, Cartman, and Wrathgar descend into an underground catacomb where fresh undead are still rising.

Encounters

#EnemiesLocationOutcomeNotable
1Zombies (horde)Upstairs mausoleum chamberCleared / ongoingCaelum’s 5 kills; Orion Turns 3; Wrathgar’s Volley (one arrow into Caelum)
2Zombie + skeletonUnderground altar chamberKilledCartman’s frost breath, nat-1 Sunblade fumble, Divine Smite fist; Oggy’s flanking finish

Combat Summary

Party Status (Post-Session)

CharacterConditionResources Used
CaelumHealthy (left early)Bladesong, Magic Missile (3rd), Voltedge lightning, Dagger of Returning, Lightning Bolt (3rd)
OrionHealthyTurn Undead, radiant Divine Smite
KimberHealthy, zombie curse activeMirror Image, Cure Wounds (1st), a mockery insult
CartmanHealthyCold breath, Sunblade, Divine Smite, unarmed strike
WrathgarHealthyVolley, “bandage” Cure Wounds
OggyHealthyBlindsight (held back)

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