July 2, 2026 · Chaotic Comedic
Two weeks after the war, the reinforcements finally showed. Orion recommended the captain for bravery, and the party turned back to the graves they never finished."Since it's a double door, it'd be really cool if you kicked it in airborne-style." Cartman obliged. The angel statues inside were not impressed.Bladesong up, Voltedge out, a DC 15 line of lightning straight through two zombies. "Yeah, I read things after I do this." (MOTION TEST: our first storyboard-animated scene, hover to play, click for fullscreen.)For a stretch, the party was scattered across the whole crypt, Caelum walled off on his own side, everyone else swarmed, zombies pouring from every door. Exactly the kind of chaos this group runs on.Orion raises the light and Turns three at once. They run, tails between their legs. Turns out his god does have power here.Mirror Image, then a full can-can. Three corpse-Kimbers kick in a chorus line, then she leads the real zombies downstairs like ducklings. "Let's go, girls."Lightning Bolt at 3rd level, DC 17, three more zombies gone. Then Dom had to leave, so Caelum wandered off "to check the thunder" and never came back. See you next session.No darkvision? The Sunblade lit the altar just fine. Then a cone of cold, 2d6, into the skeleton. Being a dragonborn has its perks.Natural 1. The DM ruled it, Cartman flips his own Sunblade straight into the zombie's hands. "Congratulations on disarming yourself." The unarmed Divine Smite landed anyway.Caelum gone, Kimber's zombies dealt with, and fresh undead still climbing up from somewhere below. Oggy takes point on blindsight. The session ends on the stairs down. 
