May 7, 2026 · RP Heavy / Chaotic Humorous
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Player Summary

The party hits town with 12 zombie/ogre fingers and walks out 575g richer. Sister Helwin of the Dawn Chapel drops a 700-year-old lore bomb on Caelum, the lich is Mexoz Valaryn, born under a blood-red comet in the empire of Serath-Kul, exiled for soul experimentation, and the necromantic text he used (The Ebon Gospel) is missing its final pages. Shirley upgrades to splint mail. Kimber tries to sell a pyramid scheme to a blacksmith, fails, then traumatizes the blacksmith’s three children for sport in revenge (“Santa’s not real. Bye!”). Orion, silent all session, promptly walks out and reports her to the city guard. Idril keeps it together and reads the tome alongside Caelum. Oggy/Augie supports the gold negotiation and the band defenestration. Caelum reads the tome all night and gains 1 level of exhaustion. Zero combat. Maximum chaos.

Session Timeline

  1. Post-retreat planning - Discussion of crown destruction, lich hunt, Kimber’s recovery
  2. First chapel visit (evening) - Party brings 11 zombie fingers + 1 ogre finger to Sister Helwin
  3. 650g bounty paid - 550g (zombies) + 100g (ogre). Frost giant zombie bounty offered at 200g.
  4. Phylactery rule established - Lich bounty requires the phylactery as proof
  5. Mexoz name confirmed - Spelled M-E-X-O-Z. Helwin agrees to research overnight.
  6. Long rest at the inn (interrupted) - DM rolls a nat 20 on random event → rowdy band downstairs
  7. The Band Incident - Shirley sneaks down (stealth 24), drops Mysterious Unlabeled Potion. d6 = 5. All 4 band members + 1 fan grow a third arm.
  8. Long rest completes - Kimber down to 2 levels of exhaustion
  9. Morning split - Caelum + Idril stay to study the tome; Shirley + Kimber + Augie go shopping
  10. Sister Helwin presents the Mexoz Valaryn tome - The lore bomb drops
  11. The Mexoz Valaryn backstory - Born under a blood-red comet in Serath-Kul, expelled for catacomb experiments, 40-year Black Pilgrimage, found The Ebon Gospel fragments, final pages missing
  12. Caelum’s history check fails - Rolled 3 and 5 at disadvantage. Amnesia gas. Knows nothing about Serath-Kul.
  13. Shopping at the Adventurers Emporium - Owned by Maeve Sanchez
  14. Shirley buys splint mail - 185g studded leather trade-in + 75g party gold = 260g. AC 15 → 17.
  15. Kimber tries the Jubilee crossbow pitch - Pyramid scheme persuasion 2 + 13 = 15. Maeve unimpressed. No discount.
  16. Kimber threatens Maeve’s family - Investigation 13 to find Maeve’s house
  17. The Children Scene - William and siblings. Persuasion 18 → convinces them their mother lies. “Santa’s not real. Bye!” Door slammed.
  18. Orion’s Vengeance - Walks out, finds a guard (investigation 13 at advantage), files harassment + stalking charges against Kimber
  19. The Vengeance Kit - Maeve’s competitor blacksmith gifts Kimber gasoline, flare, lighter, Roman candles + 10% off
  20. Caelum reads all night - Refuses sleep, finishes the tome, gains 1 exhaustion. Confirms Part 1.
  21. Morning at the bar - Hero’s Feast denied, party assembles
  22. Plan locked - Next session: return to the cemetery mausoleum where Mexoz first appeared

Encounters

#EnemiesLocationOutcomeNotable
1Rowdy 4-piece band + 1 superfanThe inn’s main floorNon-lethal stunt. All 5 grew a third arm via Mysterious Unlabeled Potion.DM rolled a nat 20 on the random event check. Shirley stealth 24. d6 hit count = 5.

Combat Summary

Party Status (Post-Session)

CharacterConditionResources Used
CaelumExhaustion +1 (all-night reading)None
IdrilFineNone
ShirleyFine, new splint mail (AC 17)1× Mysterious Unlabeled Potion
Oggtok (Augie)FineNone
KimberExhaustion 2 (down from 3)None
OrionFineNone

Key Decisions

Quests & Progress

Zombie Bounties (PARTIALLY RESOLVED + ONGOING)

The Moonstone Crown (NEW LORE)

New Sub-Quest: Research Mexoz Valaryn

New Side Quest: Kimber’s Crossbow Heist

Unresolved Threads

Reminders for Next Session

Loot & Gold