May 7, 2026 · RP Heavy / Chaotic Humorous
The Lore Drop at the Dawn Chapel
Sister Helwin reads aloud from an ancient leather tome. Caelum and Idril lean in across the table.
The Black Pilgrimage Vision
A young Mexoz Valaryn walking across forsaken land holding fragments of The Ebon Gospel
Caelum Reads the Tome All Night
Caelum hunched over the tome at 3am, exhausted but absorbed. Idril asleep across the table.
Shirley in the New Splint Mail
Shirley admiring his new vintage 2025 splint mail in a mirror. Maeve in the background watching with an unimpressed expression.
Shirley Drops the Potion on the Band
Shirley crouched on a balcony above, holding a glowing potion vial, about to drop it onto the band
The Band's Third Arms
All four band members + one superfan now have a third arm sprouting from various non-shoulder locations. The drummer thrives, the lute player is in horror.
Kimber's Pyramid Scheme Pitch
Kimber leaning over the counter, gesturing emphatically with the pink crossbow in hand. Maeve, arms crossed, deadpan unimpressed.
The Children at the Door
Three children at the door, eyes welling with tears. Kimber's silhouette dominates the door frame from outside, backlit.
Orion Reports Kimber
Orion standing rigid before a city guard, pointing back toward the Emporium district. Kimber visible in the background, walking away with a self-satisfied smirk.
The Vengeance Kit
The competitor handing Kimber a bundle of gasoline jug, flare, lighter, Roman candles. She receives them with a delighted, conspiratorial grin.

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